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Created on 2006-09-11 19:40:52 (#11122806), last updated 2008-11-27
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Basic Info| Name: | morhault |
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| Location: | New York, United States |
BioAnd there I am in Sri lanka,
formerly Ceylon, at 3 am,
looking for 1000 brown M&Ms
to fill a brandy glass,or Ozzy
wouldn't go on stage that night.
Jeff Beck pops his head
round the door and mentions there's a little
sweet shop on the edge of town.
We go, and it's closed.
There's me and Keith Moon
and David Crosby breaking into this
little sweet shop, right?
Instead of a guard dog, they've got
this bloody great big Bengal tiger.
I managed to take out the tiger
with a can of mace,but the shop owner and his son,
that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death
with their own shoes.
Nasty business, really,
but sure enough, I got the M&Ms,
and Ozzy went on stage
and did a great show.
formerly Ceylon, at 3 am,
looking for 1000 brown M&Ms
to fill a brandy glass,or Ozzy
wouldn't go on stage that night.
Jeff Beck pops his head
round the door and mentions there's a little
sweet shop on the edge of town.
We go, and it's closed.
There's me and Keith Moon
and David Crosby breaking into this
little sweet shop, right?
Instead of a guard dog, they've got
this bloody great big Bengal tiger.
I managed to take out the tiger
with a can of mace,but the shop owner and his son,
that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death
with their own shoes.
Nasty business, really,
but sure enough, I got the M&Ms,
and Ozzy went on stage
and did a great show.
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